You know I like art

You know; I like art and advertisement, and what better selling tool than sex. Check out these sexy ads I found on the web. The ‘before and after’ chocolate condom one is probably my favorite.

http://adsoftheworld.com/media/print/diesel_skorpion?size=_original

http://adsoftheworld.com/media/ambient/wonderbra_cleavage?size=_original

http://adsoftheworld.com/media/print/white_night_chocolate_condoms?size=_original

http://adsoftheworld.com/media/online/base_london_bedroom_thriller

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I have my nipple pierced, and I am not the only one. Salute to you Pink! That’s the wonderful thing about getting things pierced, you can always take them out if you get tired of them, without spending thousands of dollars on laser surgery.

http://savemanny.blogspot.com/2006/06/pink-getting-her-nipple-pierced-video.html

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What better way to fight gas prices than riding a bike; and what better way to protest anything than with nudity. So why not protest high gas prices by riding your bike down New York’s downtown streets naked (until you get something caught in the spokes…)?! Oh, wait, that’s already happening….

http://www.worldnakedbikeride.org/

http://www.bikeforall.net/news.php?articleshow=221

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A porn producer thinks he has found the magic elixir for boners. Who needs Viagra, Cialis or Levitra; when you have paint thinner?

http://www.pornstarperformance.com/main.php?view=date&date=June%207th,%202006

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I have been Bewitched. The smell of her hair in the morning intoxicates me to no end. Rolling over and wrapping my arm around her makes me finally feel like I am home, no matter where I might be. The fresh sound of her breath in my ear melt my knees and grabs my attention like a child tasting chocolate for the first time. A candy so sweet and sinfully good you just want more and more until it feels like my heart will explode. Our deep conversations fill my head with pleasure and ecstasy as if she had cast a spell on me to be captivated by every breath she takes. Relentless, unforgiving and merciless my feelings grow with every bat of her eyes in my direction as if to call out and guide my transatlantic heart to land on her runway of passion and desire. I cannot help myself, I cannot stop now. I cannot imagine being without her. [ the picture is a combination of an unforgettable night we recently had together involving a digital camera, some clothes from the mall and some inspiration in photoshop. ‘mmmm; Dat’s a Spiciey Meet-a-bual!’-bad itialian accent. ]

Jimmy, my roommate has got to be the most fucked up in the head for a person that I have ever met. I will be glad when I move out of his place at the end of the month (hopefully). He rarely picks up after himself and will not do anything unless you ask him to. Then when he does actually do something, like a simple task such a vacuuming, he expects some kind of reward for it. Not to mention how tired I get of him staring my down like a piece of meat when Alecia is not here. Needless to say, Jimmy was a bad selection for a roommate.

I had an interview at ‘well established international bank’ (BoA) a few days ago for their Internet fraud team. I haven’t heard anything yet, but it would be a big pay raise (that I think I have deserved for a while now), so keep you fingers crossed. I should hear something by Monday. It will be nice to get away from Lowes, I couldn’t tell you how many times I get told by other employees there that ‘I do too much’. I think they just say that because I am making them look bad. Although, hard work and long hours don’t seem to get you anywhere in the world these days. It seems like if you want to get anywhere in the world these days, you gotta know someone in the inside. Someone that already works there or has a lot of pull with the company.