Links I picked up

Links I picked up along the web and thought you might get some enjoyment out of…

You remember those little boxes that have video poker, usually with a guy sitting in front of it with bloodshot eyes and an overflowing ashtray, and other various mini games sitting at the end of the bar? Well someone has finally made a website just for that purpose, better yet, they are all pictures of female movie stars. Now the eye-red’ning torture can be yours from your own home!

http://findherdifferences.com/

http://www.flashgamesarena.com/games/sextris/index.php?893131


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Sexersices! Yes, that’s right! Now everyone can enjoy the art of working out and having sex at the same time; and you know it’s got to be for real if they use the word ‘funnest’ to describe the experience.

http://www.sexinfo101.com/se_index.shtml

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on a serious note:
Web inventor warns of 'dark' net

By Jonathan Fildes
BBC News science and technology reporter in Edinburgh

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/5009250.stm

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You know, it was inevitable that old friends and ex’s would eventually wonder into Lowe’s, and eventually run into me working there. The last few weeks I have just run into some people that I thought I would never have to see again. First it was my old boss at Pinnacle Amusements, then an exgirlfriend’s brother (one day) and sister (different day), and today I could have sworn that I saw Lisa D*****n. The last time I spoke with her was about a year and half ago over the phone trying to explain to her that I found someone serious and possibly marriage. She of course was upset that it wasn’t her, and I was (of course) wrong in thinking that Jenny P***a would have been a good choice for a wife. I didn’t speak with Lisa today, just saw her in the distance while helping another customer (if that was Lisa at all.) I could have sworn that I saw the Lisa look-a-like catch a glimpse of me from the corner of her eye and begin to smile. She was dressed in a very nice black business suit with jacket, makeup, and heels, very un-Lisa like. It actually made me feel threatened in a way. Like a fuck-up like Lisa finally got her shit together and with the help of her riiiich parents actually made something of herself (in comparison to me, which had a horribly failed live-in girlfriend disaster, went through two jobs, and currently working at Lowe’s.), yea right; but never-the-less there is the slight possibility. It was strange. The situation, the way I felt about it, and the possibility of her succeeding. I guess awkward and embarrassing are better words to describe it. Awkward and embarrassing. [05.24.06]

And once again, I run into an old high school friend (well, I wouldn’t call her a friend) at Lowe’s. Daniel was her name, I didn’t really hang out with her in high school, and yes, it was awkward and a little embarrassing for her to see me working at Lowe’s. Although, after she knew that I recognized her, she seemed to avoid me so maybe she was a little embarrassed herself. I mean, she was somewhat hot in high school, now she has a thick ass and thighs. The only thing that really hasn’t changed is her face.

Alecia died her hair a dark brown color. She and I have the greatest sex life a man could ask for. Just when I think it can’t get any better, she opens up a whole new can of worms that I didn’t even think she had in her. I think we are going to go see X-Men 3 today and swing by Kevin’s for a little BBQ action. I will try to remember to take some pictures.***

A couple'a good links

A couple a good links I found at Fleshbot today:(from there “Wetspots” – which usually consists of random sites or news stories that relate to sex or anything sexually related)


From the words of Fleshbot:The site “Lifehacker” points out a new Firefox extension that allows you to easily erase your internet footprints while surfing the web for ... you know, anything you wouldn't want other people to know you were looking at.
[ http://www.lifehacker.com/software/privacy/
download-of-the-day-stealther-firefox-extension-174752.php ]

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From the words of Fleshbot: A condom company promotes its new "stimulating gel" with a funny ad that features a hotel where the guests explore their wildest fetishes.
[ blogs.guardian.co.uk, via sexblo.gs ]

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From the words of Fleshbot: If jingoistic vibrators aren't your thing, can we interest you in an anatomically correct weenie roaster instead? Come on. You know you want it.
[ http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/
gadgets/weenie-roaster-175031.php ]

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From the words of Fleshbot: What could be filthier than this Charmin commercial? Why, this ABC news headline: "No More Bear Meat In Glory Hole". (And if you don't know what we're talking about ... well, maybe you need to get out more.)
[ http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?
section=bizarre&id=3182960 ]

::Quickie::

I have always been a fan of illustrations, especially when they are of women. Take a look at some of the great illustrations and animations from an Artist Aurthur De Pins featured on Fleshbot today.
[ arthurdepins.com ]

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From the words of Fleshbot: If there's anyone who's qualified to dispense advice on making your dirty pictures look their dirtiest, it's former Hollywood producer Michael Gross, who's had the opportunity to practice his craft extensively in the twenty years since switching careers from being responsible for films like "Ghostbusters" and "Kindergarten Cop" to running his own most original porn site. Among his many tips—which range from lighting techniques to capturing the perfect facial expression—we especially like his enthusiasm for Polaroids, a medium which seems to have fallen by the wayside since the advent of cheap digital photography.
[ www.mikeyandmandy.com/howto/column_05.html]

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From the words of Fleshbot: This is for every girl who has ever said the words, "Do I have to draw you a map?": If you still think the G-spot is a myth, that's probably because you don't know where to look for it. You now have no excuse.
[ datingandchat.com/ebooks/g-spot.html ]

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And remember...ceiling cat is always watching you...
[ www.ceilingcat.com/ ]

wonderifical

A strange and wonderful week it has been.

I ran into Curtis (the tech guy from my old job at Dialog Telecom) and his wife and child at Lowe’s. It was really strange seeing him again, he had a smile on his face like always and we had made some small talk while I was cutting some Plexiglas for his wife. I would have liked to talk to him more to get the dirt on if Dialog is going out of business yet, but duty called elsewhere and I had to go running off to help another customer.
Work at Lowe’s has been generally good. I have to work pretty hard, but it keeps me in shape. It does get a little annoying listening to four different old guys telling me ‘how the job should be done’. I have been there about two months now, and pretty much have a good idea about what needs to get done.

Alecia and I are doing better than ever, well at least in my opinion. We both have been on the pill for over a month now, (her with birth control and me with Valtrex), and we finally decided it was time enough to do it without a condom. Wow, how I have missed that feeling. It’s like a whole new world, like tasting chocolate cake for the first time again; I just can’t seem to get enough. Whoever said that having sex with a condom doesn’t really feel any different than the real thing didn’t know what they were talking about!
She got her hair cut yesterday, got about three inches cut off the bottom and it looks so much better. She also has been wearing a little more makeup lately, not enough to be obvious, but just enough to make you turn your head if she walked by you in the mall; and lets not forget about those insatiable tight jeans she always wears mixed in with some nice little t-shirts. Mmmm, magnificent!

On a sadder note; one of my Uncles died a few days ago. Very sad; my dad is taking it pretty hard, it was his oldest brother, he lived in Alabama. Since today is my day off, I think I am going to go by there to console him a little. They just got back into town from the funeral.

Let’s see, I guess that’s about it for now, I will check back later…

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Life at Lowe's

A few days ago, at work, a man came in getting some 4x4 treated lumber, nuts and bolts to add onto the playground in his backyard. It was really kinda busy that day, and my manager was the one that pulled me over to him to provide some help. The man started out by saying the word “stroke, and yes!” basically getting across that he had a stroke some months ago and had a very difficult time converting his thoughts into words. He could only say “Yes” or “No”, or very short limited sentences consisting of only a few short words. After a diligent 30 minutes, several drawings, and mad dashes all across Lowe’s from Lumber to Hardware, I finally got the picture on the project he was working on. My heart went out to the guy every time he would explain something and I would understand he would become excited saying, “Yes! Yes!” Other times he would try to explain and get a very frustrated look on his face. After about a half hour I told him that it must be SO frustrating having thoughts and trying to get them out of a mouth that doesn’t want to cooperate. Of course, when I said that, an eye roll “YES” as the gentleman’s eyebrows rose followed his reply. Over all, I really felt for the guy. It just kind of touched me. It made me think about my family and what if one of them had a stroke. What if one of my family members could only say simple sentences and yes or no? At least he could talk and some normally for that matter….

I guess we (as humans) just don’t really think of reality being so cruel until it’s in our faces. We don’t realize how fragile humans are, fresh and bones, susceptible to disease and physical damage…even mental damage. Life and Death peeps its head around the corner in a different direction in my life lately. My Uncle (Ted) seems to be dying of Cancer, very tragic; they don’t think he will live past a couple weeks…if that. My dad seems to be taking it pretty hard. Yesterday he came into Lowe’s to pickup some concrete board and manager to spot me among the massive and many nails and ladders. It had been the first time I had seen him in weeks and since I heard the news about his brother so I gave him a really good hug and kissed him on the cheek saying I was sorry about his brother and that everything is going to be all right. He started to get misty-eyed and almost cried in the middle of Lowe’s ladder section. So he is taking it pretty hard, which if I think about it…if Nick (my younger brother), or Kelly (my older sister), were to die of cancer and only have a couple weeks to live, I guess I would lose it too.

The final and third contestant of “Who came in and saw me at Lowe’s” is my old boss, from Pinnacle Amusements. He was doing some fire safety carnival event and needed some wood to make signs for fire extinguisher and fire truck carnival rides. I tried to avoid a confrontation, but ended up having to chat with him anyway. He asked me to cut some wood for him and I had to get someone else to do it because I didn’t know how to run the machine, so I stood there and watched someone else cut it for him. I quickly returned to straightening the merchandise to avoid as little conversation as possible. A little embarrassing on my part, but I know how to use the saw now, and will probably never forget it because of the situation. The saw, by the way, is this behemoth drafting table vertical and horizontal arms with a saw at the bottom. It’s unreal, very awkward to use, and would think that a qualified person with a skill saw and a sawhorse would be a much more efficient way to cut wood.

::Quickie::

Simply amazing underwater pictures, I only wish I had this kind of talent with a camera; wonderful lighting, some mermaids, real women and all done tastefully. All of the pictures in this collection were taken underwater in a black pool usually just after sunset. The reflections are completely natural and are a consequence of the angle that the picture was taken from. [adult material]

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I could not imagine if this happened in Charlotte, especially on Easter Sunday. Some stuck-up-her ass, bible belt hugging, redneck old lady would be putting a stop to that, immediately! Although, now that I am thinking about it, wouldn’t it be great for a birthday present to sit back, drink some beer, and watch porn being filmed in your living room for a day.

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The best AIDS ads I have ever seen. This attempt at public attention and shear astonishment is pounded home with people playing sports, naked. Wear protection, get it!?

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Spring has sprung, and self-love is in the air ... after all, it's National Teen Pregnancy Prevention Month! Take a look at what makes May worth celibrating for:


· Masturbate-a-Thon 2006 (masturbate-a-thon.com)
· Stop the War on Masturbation (stopthewaronmasturbation.com)
· "Hurray for May!" (shayssexcolumn.blogspot.com)
· May is Masturbation Month (sexuality.about.com)
· National Masturbation Month (onaniajournal.blogspot.com)
· Orgy for World Peace (orgyforworldpeace.com)